Jokes in english

We have very funny jokes. Our Top 101 of the best & funniest jokes  you laugh for a long time with up to date. See how far you can go with a straight face.

Patient to Doctor !!!

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.





Beautiful Girls

Dear Beautiful Girls, Please Don’t Wear T-Shirts With Long Quotes. It Gives Our Wrong Image Whenever We Try Reading It. Sincerely, Honest Boy


What Is The Height Of Customer Care?

What Is The Height Of Customer Care? Swiss Banks To Open An ATM In Tihar Jail.


Chintu: Let’s Go For Movie. 
Mintu: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today..
Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
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Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Over His Dining Room. 
Plumber Asked: “Sir When Did U Notice It ??” 
Santa: “Last Night…. When It Took Me 3 Hours To Finish My Soup”
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CLEAN JOKES





Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!


Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.


A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.


Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?


Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.





“Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?”
“No, I’m sorry I don’t.”
“Well, it’s two blocks this way, then one block to the left.”


Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.


Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Over His Dining Room. 
Plumber Asked: “Sir When Did U Notice It ??” 
Santa: “Last Night…. When It Took Me 3 Hours To Finish My Soup”

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What’S The Similarity Between Income Tax And A Caller Tune?
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In Both The Cases, One Pays The Money And Others Enjoy

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Dharam Bhai Means NotReal BrotherDharam Pita Means Not “Real Father” Dharam Behen Means Not “Real Sister” Then Why Dharam Patni Means “Re

After Engagement Girl Says To Boy. Girl: “Now Stop Looking At Girls, You Are Committed Now” Boy: “Oh What Do You Mean, If I Am On Diet, That Doe

Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.” Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The E

Dear Beautiful Girls,

Please Don’t Wear T-Shirts With Long Quotes. It Gives Our Wrong Image Whenever We Try Reading It.


It Was Happening In A Hospital That ICU Patients Died In Same Bed Every Sunday At 11 Am.

Dr. Thought, It Is Something Super Natural

Worldwide Xpert Team Was Formed To Investigate The Cause.

Next Sunday, Few Minute Before 11 Am, All Dr. & Nurses Stand Around That Bed & Start Waiting To See What It Was?

Then Suddenly A Sardar (Part Time Sunday Sweeper) Entered The ICU, Unpluged The Life Support System Of That Bed & Pluged In His Mobile Charger.